Funny Book Quotes {0}
A while back we began a funny book that stays in the youth room to write down anything unintentionally funny that is said during the various activities that take place there during the week. Here are a few of the best. Most are funny as a result of their being heard out of context so we’ve left them that way. These are all in good fun.
“We are more smarter than the rest of them.” -Roxie Vos
perhaps one of you could enlighten us of the context of this next one?
“My dad’s holier than your dad.” -Momo to Harriet
Response: “My mom’s on there once and she counts as two!” -Roxie
“I know nothing” John Cameron
“I’m kinda a girl” – Connor Lutz
Classic and still my favorite, “There is a hole in my donut!” -Roxie Vos
Also classic, Brian: “So what is wrong with transubstantiation?” Roxie: “There wouldn’t be enough Jesus for everyone.”
“I do love Bigfoot, I do!” -Momo
“I’m worthless” -Renae Vos
“I’m not useful to anyone” – Momo
This one I over heard at Borders when two men were having a heated conversation, Man One: “He’s a hypocrite” Man Two: “He’s not a hypocrite, he’s a politician!”
“I call being a girl” – Tyler Underdown
Explaining game Psychiatrist to Joey, “Everyone in the youth room has a psychological problem” Joey responds, “I’ll say”
“I’m a toilet” -Devon Merchant (love to know the context of this one as well).
