Gone Fishin’{6}
You may or may not know that I’ve had a feud with Pastor Nathan’s fish for some time now. It didn’t begin personal, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say it is now very personal. You see his giant fish named Adolf is a tyrant, he used to kill the smaller fish in his tank and even ate a crawdad (crawfish for you yankees) I put in there to be his companion once. He has killed other fish that lived with him and recently found himself as the the lone king of the tank. It is important to note that Monday is Nathan’s day off. Nathan asked Lydia to feed his fish that day and I asked her not to feed him so he would get hungry. Well presence is 9/10 of the argument and she sided with me against evil in the form of a fish. Today it paid off as I placed one moth on my hook and went fishing in Nathan’s office. Adolf could not resist the temptation of the tasty moth and immediately went for it. I hooked him and the rest is history. Tonight, fish everywhere will sleep well knowing that they are once again safe from the tyranny of Adolf. Follow link for more photos.
