Happy 28th of July!{1}
What? I mean 4th of July right? No, Tomi Ardilles is from Peru and I saw that today is a national holiday in Peru, Independence day. won by José de San Martín from the Evil Spanish empire. What is more amazing is they did this all without the help of the French. With their new found independence they decided to invent tasty foods such as Chicaron, Chupe and fried egg over rice.
Other important info to know is Peru is as follows. Peru is called Peru and not Peruvia (Matt Austin) they have their own music and it is not the music in the new Indiana Jones movie, when driving your car, if you are approached by a person on the street you should pertend to have a gun. When looking for Ecuador on an american map simple draw a border across the northern portion of Peru and label it. Please do so in pencil as the border may change at any time. Peruvians are not Mexicans and Mexicans are not Peruvians. They feed their guest great quanities of food. In some instances they are not permitted to shot on goal in soccer games. The Potato comes from Peru as does every other food, invention, technology and fine cotton products. The garden of Eden was in Peru. The incas and not the Aztecs or Myians lived in Peru.
So now you are ready to interact with Peruvia’s culture without looking silly.




